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New Born Ninja New Born Ninja

Rated 4 / 5 stars

no horib;le

better then alort of the other crap on NG

Derpcraft Derpcraft

Rated 4 / 5 stars


better then nothing i guess?

Rick James' Life Lessons Rick James' Life Lessons

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

im rick james


Recent Game Reviews

Spewer Spewer

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


id like it more if he movement wasnt lagging....

Save Pirate Bunny Save Pirate Bunny

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

what skill?

not saying its a bad game, but its not a great game in my opinion. what skill do you need to play this game, NONE. its basicly just click to procede, use little logic, and click everywere if your stuck. granted it must have take a while to make, but all the efort for this?

is it me or is the game quality of newgrounds going down, or am i just looking in the wrong place for decent games?

Zonferno responds:

Why does a game have to enforce the player to be skilled? The aim for me was to make an enjoyable game that a large audience can play - you may find it easy, but other people have a little more trouble. If you're stuck, you can't always just "click everywhere" to move on. You'll find many parts of the game require some timing and a little patience. The number lock and lever-spike challenge are evidence of this.

This game is quality. It's not the best game in the world, I know, but it's certainly quality. Is it just me, or is there a lack of decent opinions on Newgrounds these days?

Armor Mayhem Armor Mayhem

Rated 5 / 5 stars


i love it. most of the new things on NG are lowgrade, half ass flash games and dumb movies, the submissions on NG are going down hill, but this game is deffinitly not one of those time wasting flash thingys....jus sayin

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Recent Audio Reviews

slipknot [surfacing] cover slipknot [surfacing] cover

Rated 5 / 5 stars


all this momentom is DOING ME IN

Stairway to Heaven - Piano Ver Stairway to Heaven - Piano Ver

Rated 4 / 5 stars

biutull shtuff man i love it so much

no coolkid10....if that is your real name...he does have for hands...hes the best piano player ever....jk but serio i love this song and i love the origonal better....i may downlaod this...omg the drums just kicked in wile i am tipeing.....this is like 4 times as beter as it was a minit ago...this is realy great and i love the drums to man great this as marvolis....faved

FC: The Sound of Silence FC: The Sound of Silence

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


well it kinda made me feel like were in a church praying to simon and garfuncel....but i would totaly join and then quit to go to the beatles religion...lolz good job man

mr-jazzman responds:

haha that was kinda the point. i added the reverb to it; we originally recorded this in a typical choir room. and i wouldn't hate if you joined the "beatles religion"; the beatles were pretty badass, not gonna lie lol.

Recent Art Reviews

Tink Tink Man Tink Tink Man

Rated 5 / 5 stars

love the was this created?

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Moors responds:

I started with a simple sketch in Paint Tool Sai, which I then painted over with the brush tool, just playing around with the shadows, not really trying to focus on the details, just roughing everything in pretty much.

After this, I plonked it into photoshop to apply textures and the rougher paint smears you see around the neck/chest area with layer settings and the likes.

Bloody Good Bloody Good

Rated 4 / 5 stars

were do you find insperation for art?

Piece 7 Piece 7

Rated 4 / 5 stars

whats wrong with drugs?

i dont believe the rape thin, but to the best of my knolage he WAS a drug user, and thiers NOTHING wrong with using drugs...every culter, every religion, every BODY on the planet has used drugs, weather its drugs natruly found in food, or plants, or even IN OUR BODY...dont let people make you think drug use is a bad thing....exsesive drug use is not always good, but minor drugs use is most case anyway...some people, the people who cant handle the drugs they use make the people who CAN handle thier drug use look not premoting the use of drugs, im premoting the idea of free thought, free activitie, i premote freedom...why is ethy-alcohol legal, but Lysergic acid-D not...or other drugs, i think the use of hard chemicals extracted from coca leaves is damaging tot he body, but so is Alcohol, not in the same ways, but yet still damaging...but on the same hand the use of coca leaves is not so damaging, its meerly stimulant, a natrual one at the, mutch like coffie, but in larger doses are simaler in some aspects...thiers nothing wrong with usind acid (LSA, LSA-D, etc) on your own time, and its not hurting anybody. NOBODY. if you want to argue some people will hurt others due to thier drug use, thats different, then they should be prosocuted for being under the influence of a drug & comiting whatever crim, but NOT for using the drug in the first place...

i like the picture (stencle art) and i think if you dont already know, the halo around the head is a religouse symbol. when most people take certain drugs (Amanita muscaria generaly, along with Lysergic acid,Lysergic acid-D, Psilocybin mushrooms, and others of the sort) people tend to have a white glow around the peripheraly of thier vision. this symbolic use is HIGHLY used in christianity, and alot of other middle eastern religoins. those religions would take muchrooms (or mana {sometimes soma) as said in the ric-bata(i mispelled that) ).

the use of these mushrooms also reaches out to early amarica, the shamen of tribes would colect the mushrooms when they are fully ripe, and ready to be plucked, they would generaly from under pine treed, (the enviroment is just right for the mushrooms, being the Amanita muscaria, which are red, with whie dots on them) these mushrooms on early stages tend to hide in the brush, taking the shape of an egg, (as in hidden eggs of easter) the mushrooms woulf be plucked from the dround (when ripe) and placed ontop of the pine tree to dry (as in the christmas tradition of decorating pine trees) in the whinter time these mushrooms would generaly be ripe enuegh to eat, the shamen would go from shanty house to shanty house delivering the mushrooms to the truibe members, sometimes the shamen would ride a karaboo driven slay (raindeer), in the winter some homes would be covered with ice, and snow, so the shamen would find an alternet way of entering the home, usualy being the chimney, or a window, (more often then not the chimny) the shamen would hold all of the mushrooms in a big white sack, and hold dress himself in the collors of this mushrooms (red and white). does this sound like any christian holiday to you?

the "easter rabbit" is a pagan thing. the rabbit (being the animal of fertility). at the time around easter, the solstis is also around, the solstic is a pagan holiday for fertility (in the crops, and in people and animal alike) hense the fertility "easter" rabit, as i sad befor the mushrooms would take shape of an eg generaly...

another note on the mushrooms, when the mushrooms become over ripe, they will bow upword, and form a "cup" shape, sort of a goblet, due, and water can easily sit in the mushrooms, and take out all the red from the mushroom, looking like blood allmost at a thick state, the "blood" can be drunk, and effects fallow. (blood of christ from a goblet?)

more information could be found if you want rather informative at times in some areas....just ask

just some info for the viewers is all....i hope you could read throguh it...

Mortemer responds:

Dude, I am not reading all of that.